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    Adi uses an eye-dropper to develop her shanking skills

    Adi uses an eye-dropper to develop her shanking skills

    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #family,  #baby  #cute 
    Four Generations of Vortreflich Women.

Grandma, Ma, Me, Adi

    Four Generations of Vortreflich Women.

    Grandma, Ma, Me, Adi

    — 3 years ago with 8 notes
    #family  #baby 

    Human Adiella

    Grandma:How old is it?
    Me:One month
    Grandma:Wow. It's starting to look human!
    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #family  #baby 
    Peace Out Baby says peace out

    Peace Out Baby says peace out

    — 3 years ago with 2 notes
    #baby  #cute  #peace  #family 
    Adi about to sneeze

    Adi about to sneeze

    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #baby  #family 
    It’s ok to say no

    Can I hold the baby? No

    Can my snot-nosed kid hold the baby? No

    Can we pass the baby around like a fucking hot-potato? No

    You wanna hold a baby? Have a fucking baby and then hold it.

    — 3 years ago with 4 notes
    #baby  #family 
    Best advice I can give (after a month of doing this mom thing)

    Splurge. On everything you can afford to splurge on. If you have a million extra dollars or one extra dollar spend it on anything that will make your life easier. Like a private room at the hospital, or a postpartum Doula, or soap that smells nice, or that organic white people milk in the glass jugs from the farmers market, or a candy bar. If there’s ever a time to break open your piggy bank it’s now. A little candy bar goes a looooong way. Even if you only have a quarter to spare- go down to the bodega and get a couple of caramels. Better yet, send your babydaddy to the bodega for some caramels- then make him change a diaper. You deserve it.

    — 3 years ago with 3 notes
    #baby  #family 
    They make boob-juice producing tea but they don’t make boob-juice producing coffee… What gives? I want boobie bustelo!

    They make boob-juice producing tea but they don’t make boob-juice producing coffee… What gives? I want boobie bustelo!

    — 3 years ago
    #baby  #family 
    Adi is ready for her closeup

    Adi is ready for her closeup

    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #baby  #family 
    Smiley Baby is 1 month old!!

    Smiley Baby is 1 month old!!

    — 3 years ago with 3 notes
    #baby  #family 
    Adi dozing off on me

    Adi dozing off on me

    — 3 years ago
    #baby  #family 
    Adi has lifted her left arm over her head.

I didn’t post much about her brachial plexus injury/erbs palsy- except to say that she had it. But it doesn’t matter now because she has full left arm function and won’t be needing any of that pesky surgery or physical therapy. Her left arm & shoulder are perfectly fine now and you’d never know she ever had a problem in the first place. So I’m quite happy.

EPIC WIN

    Adi has lifted her left arm over her head.

    I didn’t post much about her brachial plexus injury/erbs palsy- except to say that she had it. But it doesn’t matter now because she has full left arm function and won’t be needing any of that pesky surgery or physical therapy. Her left arm & shoulder are perfectly fine now and you’d never know she ever had a problem in the first place. So I’m quite happy.

    EPIC WIN

    — 3 years ago with 6 notes
    #baby