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Parshah Haiku: Va’eira

Va’eira - Exodus 6:2-9:35

The Nile is bleeding/
Waiter, there’s a frog in my soup/
Can the Hebrews go yet?

Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15560

Read last week’s haiku! http://is.gd/6ObE3

— 3 years ago with 2 notes

#Torah, #parshah #haiku #poetry

Parshah Haiku: Mikeitz

Mikeitz Genesis 41:1-44:17

Fat cow Skinny cow/
Ben gets planted with pimp cup/
by Governor Joe

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Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15556

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev

http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach

http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

— 3 years ago with 1 note

#Torah, #Parshah #Haiku #Jewish #Judaism #Bible #Genesis

Parshah Haiku: Vayishlach

Vayishlach: Genesis 32:4-36:43

Jacob and Esau hug/

Silly Shechem, Chicks are for Yids!/

Bilhah smashed the homie

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READ THIS PARSHAH!: http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15554

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)*

*This week’s haiku is 6-8-6

— 3 years ago with 1 note

#Torah, #Bible, #Genesis, #Parshah #Jacob #Esau

Parshah Haiku: Chayei Sarah

Chayei Sarah - Genesis 23:1-25:18

Rivka likes camels/

Ish and Itz got over it/

(tell that to their kids)

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For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

READ THIS WEEK’S PARSHAH!! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/9171

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

— 3 years ago

#torah, #jewish, #Parshah #haiku #chayei sarah #poetry #genesis