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    Parshah Haiku: Va’eira

    Va’eira  - Exodus 6:2-9:35

    The Nile is bleeding/
    Waiter, there’s a frog in my soup/
    Can the Hebrews go yet?

    Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15560

    Read last week’s haiku! http://is.gd/6ObE3

    — 4 years ago with 2 notes
    #Torah,  #parshah  #haiku  #poetry 
    Parshah Haiku: Mikeitz

    Mikeitz Genesis 41:1-44:17

    Fat cow Skinny cow/
    Ben gets planted with pimp cup/
    by Governor Joe

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    Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15556


    Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

    http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev

    http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach

    http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

    http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

    http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

    http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

    http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

    http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

    http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

    For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Torah,  #Parshah  #Haiku  #Jewish  #Judaism  #Bible  #Genesis 
    Parshah Haiku: Vayishlach

    Vayishlach: Genesis 32:4-36:43

    Jacob and Esau hug/

    Silly Shechem, Chicks are for Yids!/

    Bilhah smashed the homie

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    READ THIS PARSHAH!: http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15554

    Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

    http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

    http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

    http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

    http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

    http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

    http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

    http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

    For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)*


    *This week’s haiku is 6-8-6

    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Torah,  #Bible,  #Genesis,  #Parshah  #Jacob  #Esau 
    Parshah Haiku: Chayei Sarah

    Chayei Sarah - Genesis 23:1-25:18

    Rivka likes camels/

    Ish and Itz got over it/

    (tell that to their kids)

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    For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

    READ THIS WEEK’S PARSHAH!! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/9171

    Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

    http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

    http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

    http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

    http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

    — 4 years ago
    #torah,  #jewish,  #Parshah  #haiku  #chayei sarah  #poetry  #genesis