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    Parshah Haiku: Shemot

    Shemot: Exodus 1:1 - 6:1

    Moe’s on the water/
    And fire’s in the bush/
    Let my people go!

    *Bonus Parshah Haiku!

    Moses supposes/
    His toses are Egyptian/

    *Bonus Tasteless Parshah Haiku!

    how did Moses know/
    that he had an std?/
    from the burning bush

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