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    Parshah Haiku: Shemot

    Shemot: Exodus 1:1 - 6:1

    Moe’s on the water/
    And fire’s in the bush/
    Let my people go!

    *Bonus Parshah Haiku!

    Moses supposes/
    His toses are Egyptian/

    *Bonus Tasteless Parshah Haiku!

    how did Moses know/
    that he had an std?/
    from the burning bush

    Read this week’s Parshah!

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    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Moses,  #Poetry,  #Torah  #Haiku  #Shemot  #Parshah  #Exodus 
    Parshah Haiku: Bereshit

    I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament) Just in time for Simchat Torah! Huzzah!

    Bereshit 1:1-6:8:

    In the Beginning/

    We ate bad fruit and Cain killed/

    Blah Blah Blah Noach



    Isaiah 42:5-21

    G*d told Isaiah/

    To get his prophesy on/

    Don’t F*ck with Israel

    — 5 years ago with 1 note
    #Genesis,  #Poetry,  #Bereshit  #Simchat Torah  #Adam & Eve  #Torah  #Bible  #Parshah  #Haiku