Shemot: Exodus 1:1 - 6:1
Moe’s on the water/
And fire’s in the bush/
Let my people go!
*Bonus Parshah Haiku!
Moses supposes/
His toses are Egyptian/
(erroneously)
*Bonus Tasteless Parshah Haiku!
how did Moses know/
that he had an std?/
from the burning bush
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I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament) Just in time for Simchat Torah! Huzzah!
Bereshit 1:1-6:8:
In the Beginning/
We ate bad fruit and Cain killed/
Blah Blah Blah Noach
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BONUS HAFTORAH HAIKU!
Isaiah 42:5-21
G*d told Isaiah/
To get his prophesy on/
Don’t F*ck with Israel
