Noach: (Genesis 6:9-11:32)
G*d gets hella pissed/
Noah sloshes around in an arc/
Then gets really sloshed
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BONUS HAFTORAH HAIKU! (Isaiah 54:1-10)
Isaiah says chill/
G*d won’t get pissed off at Jews/
Hills might collapse tho
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For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)
Read this weeks parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/TorahReading.asp?AID=9168&p=1
