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Tumbling Jewyorican

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    A Convo I had with a "Jew for Jesus" in the subway

    J4J:Don't walk away! We are the same!
    Me:No we aren't
    J4J:Tell me one way we are different
    Me:I'm Jewish
    J4J:But don't you see? I'm Jewish too!
    Me:Let me rephrase that. I'm actually Jewish
    — 4 years ago
    #Christianity,  #Subway,  #Jewish  #Judaism  #Jesus  #Jews  #NYC 
    Parshah Haiku: Vayechi

    Vayechi Genesis 47:28-50:26

    Jacob wants to reveal/
    the end of days but leaves it to/
    subway crackpots instead

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    Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15558

    Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

    http://is.gd/5FHqa -vayigash

    http://is.gd/5FGXS -mikeitz

    http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev

    http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach

    http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

    http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

    http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

    http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

    http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

    http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

    http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

    For those of you who missed previous haikus or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Torah  #Jewish  #Judaism  #Genesis  #Parshah  #Haiku  #Poetry 
    Parshah Haiku: Mikeitz

    Mikeitz Genesis 41:1-44:17

    Fat cow Skinny cow/
    Ben gets planted with pimp cup/
    by Governor Joe

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    Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15556


    Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

    http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev

    http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach

    http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

    http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

    http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

    http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

    http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

    http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

    http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

    For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Torah,  #Parshah  #Haiku  #Jewish  #Judaism  #Bible  #Genesis 
    Parshah Haiku: Lech Lecha

    Lech Lecha: (Genesis 12:1-17:27)

    G*d shows Abe Canaan/

    Hey Mister! She’s my sister!/

    Foreskin for the win!

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    For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or  are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

    READ THIS WEEKS PARSHAH http://www.chabad.org/parshah/TorahReading.asp?AID=9169&p=1

    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Bereshit,  #Torah  #Lech Lecha  #Haiku  #Poetry  #Torah  #Canaan  #Jewish  #Judaism  #Religion  #Parsha  #Parshah