Tumbling Jewyorican

A Convo I had with a "Jew for Jesus" in the subway

J4J:	Don't walk away! We are the same!
Me:	No we aren't
J4J:	Tell me one way we are different
Me:	I'm Jewish
J4J:	But don't you see? I'm Jewish too!
Me:	Let me rephrase that. I'm actually Jewish

— 3 years ago

#Christianity, #Subway, #Jewish #Judaism #Jesus #Jews #NYC

Parshah Haiku: Vayechi

Vayechi Genesis 47:28-50:26

Jacob wants to reveal/
the end of days but leaves it to/
subway crackpots instead

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Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15558

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/5FHqa -vayigash

http://is.gd/5FGXS -mikeitz

http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev

http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach

http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

For those of you who missed previous haikus or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

— 3 years ago with 1 note

#Torah #Jewish #Judaism #Genesis #Parshah #Haiku #Poetry

Parshah Haiku: Mikeitz

Mikeitz Genesis 41:1-44:17

Fat cow Skinny cow/
Ben gets planted with pimp cup/
by Governor Joe

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Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15556

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev

http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach

http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

— 3 years ago with 1 note

#Torah, #Parshah #Haiku #Jewish #Judaism #Bible #Genesis

Parshah Haiku: Lech Lecha

Lech Lecha: (Genesis 12:1-17:27)

G*d shows Abe Canaan/

Hey Mister! She’s my sister!/

Foreskin for the win!

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For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

READ THIS WEEKS PARSHAH http://www.chabad.org/parshah/TorahReading.asp?AID=9169&p=1

— 3 years ago with 1 note

#Bereshit, #Torah #Lech Lecha #Haiku #Poetry #Torah #Canaan #Jewish #Judaism #Religion #Parsha #Parshah