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    Parshah Haiku: Vayishlach

    Vayishlach: Genesis 32:4-36:43

    Jacob and Esau hug/

    Silly Shechem, Chicks are for Yids!/

    Bilhah smashed the homie

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    READ THIS PARSHAH!: http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15554

    Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

    http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

    http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

    http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

    http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

    http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

    http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

    http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

    For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)*


    *This week’s haiku is 6-8-6

    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Torah,  #Bible,  #Genesis,  #Parshah  #Jacob  #Esau 
    Parshah Haiku: Noach

    Noach: (Genesis 6:9-11:32)

    G*d gets hella pissed/

    Noah sloshes around in an arc/

    Then gets really sloshed

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    BONUS HAFTORAH HAIKU! (Isaiah 54:1-10)

    Isaiah says chill/

    G*d won’t get pissed off at Jews/

    Hills might collapse tho

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    For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or  are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

    Read this weeks parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/TorahReading.asp?AID=9168&p=1

    — 4 years ago
    #Noach,  #Genesis,  #Parshah  #Haiku  #Torah  #Jewish  #Noah  #Poetry  #Poem 
    Parshah Haiku: Bereshit

    I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament) Just in time for Simchat Torah! Huzzah!

    Bereshit 1:1-6:8:

    In the Beginning/

    We ate bad fruit and Cain killed/

    Blah Blah Blah Noach

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    BONUS HAFTORAH HAIKU!

    Isaiah 42:5-21

    G*d told Isaiah/

    To get his prophesy on/

    Don’t F*ck with Israel


    — 4 years ago with 1 note
    #Genesis,  #Poetry,  #Bereshit  #Simchat Torah  #Adam & Eve  #Torah  #Bible  #Parshah  #Haiku