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Tumbling Jewyorican

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    "Opportunity doesn’t always knock- Sometimes when you see it walking past your door you have to lure it in with candy & chain it to the radiator."
    Rachel Figueroa-Levin (as in me LOL)
    — 2 years ago with 91 notes
    #quote  #qotd  #funny  #opportunity 

    So the whole family is sitting in the living room watching TV and my mother just asked:

    What’s a bear?

    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #family  #funny 

    Kosher Turkeys and Mr. Levin’s Beard

    A non-Jewish neighbor needed a favor from Mike. This is what happened

    — 3 years ago with 3 notes
    #FTW  #Food  #Jewish  #Kosher  #WTF  #Neighbors  #Funny 
    Me:I have the recalled teething tablets. I have to throw them away now.
    Mom:Stop buying things that get recalled.
    Me:How do you know what teething tablets are going to be recalled in the future?
    Mom:Vodka has never been recalled.
    — 3 years ago with 1 note
    #vodka  #mom  #funny  #recalls  #baby  #teething  #family