"Opportunity doesn’t always knock- Sometimes when you see it walking past your door you have to lure it in with candy & chain it to the radiator."
Rachel Figueroa-Levin (as in me LOL)
#quote
#qotd
#funny
#opportunity
So the whole family is sitting in the living room watching TV and my mother just asked:
What’s a bear?
#family
#funny
| Me: | I have the recalled teething tablets. I have to throw them away now. |
| Mom: | Stop buying things that get recalled. |
| Me: | How do you know what teething tablets are going to be recalled in the future? |
| Mom: | Vodka has never been recalled. |
#vodka
#mom
#funny
#recalls
#baby
#teething
#family
