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Parshah Haiku: Vayishlach

Vayishlach: Genesis 32:4-36:43

Jacob and Esau hug/

Silly Shechem, Chicks are for Yids!/

Bilhah smashed the homie

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READ THIS PARSHAH!: http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15554

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei

http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot

http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

For those of you who missed previous week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)*

*This week’s haiku is 6-8-6

— 3 years ago with 1 note

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Parshah Haiku: Toldot

Toldot- Genesis 25:19-28:9

Esau then Jacob/

You gonna pay for that stew?/

Jacob then Esau

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For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)

READ THIS WEEK’S PARSHAH!! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/9172

Read Past Parshah Haikus!!

http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah

http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira

http://is.gd/4RJYS -lech lecha

http://is.gd/4RK0s -noach

http://is.gd/4RK38 -bereshit

— 3 years ago

#genesis #torah #haiku #poetry #toldot #jacob #esau #bible