Lech Lecha: (Genesis 12:1-17:27)
G*d shows Abe Canaan/
Hey Mister! She’s my sister!/
Foreskin for the win!
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For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)
READ THIS WEEKS PARSHAH http://www.chabad.org/parshah/TorahReading.asp?AID=9169&p=1
