I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament) Just in time for Simchat Torah! Huzzah!
Bereshit 1:1-6:8:
In the Beginning/
We ate bad fruit and Cain killed/
Blah Blah Blah Noach
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BONUS HAFTORAH HAIKU!
Isaiah 42:5-21
G*d told Isaiah/
To get his prophesy on/
Don’t F*ck with Israel
