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Parshah Haiku: Vayechi
Vayechi Genesis 47:28-50:26
Jacob wants to reveal/ the end of days but leaves it to/ subway crackpots instead
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Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15558
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http://is.gd/5FHqa -vayigash
http://is.gd/5FGXS -mikeitz
http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev
http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach
http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei...
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Parshah Haiku: Vayigash
Vayigash Genesis 44:18-47:27
(ok so this haiku is a week late- better than never!)
Let’s move to Goshen/ What could possibly go wrong?/ Pharoh’s a cool guy *********************
Read this Parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15557 Read Past Parshah Haikus!! http://is.gd/5FGXS -mikeitz
http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev
http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach
http://is.gd/5ebKS...
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My parents are coming over the day of my Festivus party. At first I thought it would be too much to have my parentals and then a big party on the same day- then I realized it means I only have to clean the apartment once.
Score.
Women Soldiers Forced to Resort to Back-Alley... →
really horrible & disappointing
mparis:
(via sexismandthecity)
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Parshah Haiku: Mikeitz
Mikeitz Genesis 41:1-44:17
Fat cow Skinny cow/ Ben gets planted with pimp cup/ by Governor Joe
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Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15556
Read Past Parshah Haikus!!
http://is.gd/5r8rA -vayeishev
http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach
http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah http://is.gd/4RJW7...
May your knowledge turn into understanding.
– Ertox (blessing @mottipython)
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Get one for each side of the bed!
When its 100 degrees in New York, it’s 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30...
– Neil Simon
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Parshah Haiku: Vayeishev
Vayeishev: Genesis 37:1-40:23
Ditched by his brothers/ who don’t like his colored coat/ Joe heads to Egypt ********************
Read this parshah! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/15555
Read Past Parshah Haikus!!
http://is.gd/5jGbN -vayishlach
http://is.gd/5ebKS -vayeitzei http://is.gd/56fLI -toldot http://is.gd/4YT8J -chayei sarah http://is.gd/4RJW7 -vayeira...
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Tabaco Y Ron: Sunday Brunch
This past Sunday, the Wahi/Inwood Brunch club went to Tabaco Y Ron (W 214th Street next to the 1 train).
$15.95 gets you unlimited mimosas or bellinis, an appetizer, and a brunchy entree.
I ordered field greens with balsamic vinaigrette as my appetizer. The woman sitting next to me also ordered the same appetizer (and entree for that matter). A few minutes later, the waitress brought out two...